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Dec. 16th, 2008 | 03:51 pm
location: Laz-e-boy
music: RATM - War within a breath

Old friends are contacting me, making plans to hang out. This is a morale booster. Not that my morale was low, but it is always nice to know that people re thinking of you. However, one of them could be disturbing. It would seem that a certain girl whom I use as a standard to judge other girls would like to rendezvous. She ended up marrying the guy she dated since sophomore year in high school. We will see.

If we believe in the fight, then we're all saved.

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Dec. 10th, 2008 | 11:37 pm



Ok, so this picture always cheers me up cause, "Star Trek is ballin' son!".

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Dec. 9th, 2008 | 11:31 am

You know what is lame? When you go to get into the shower and somebody else gets in the shower before you. It doesn't even have to be the same shower. We have limited hot water, so I could jump in a shower, but then we'd both be lukewarm at best.

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Dec. 7th, 2008 | 02:37 pm

So I got into Pittsburgh Friday night and immediately went to the MSE dinner party. People were surprised to see me. Steve, Terry, Mitch and Reva came back to my place and we played Clue, poker and Egyptian rat screw while drinking tea. Last night there was a Russian House party at my place and we played mafia most of the time. Oh yeah, and the freshman girls in Russian House are quite attractive and apparently come to every event. Why couldn't they have been in my year?

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Dec. 4th, 2008 | 09:29 pm
music: Weezer - El Scorcho

So my ass gained a good cushioning of fat from taking steroids and eating like a cow. And here is the thing...when I was showering today I realized that my ass feels like a sexy lady butt. Then I found myself getting turned on from feeling my own ass...is it a curse or a blessing?

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My toe hurts

Dec. 1st, 2008 | 10:04 pm

I went for 3 mile (about) walk today with my grandparents. They were upset about all of the McMansions that have gone up in the neighborhoods around their house. Why do people feel they need giant houses anyways? My father is one of those people. I think foreigners who come to this country seeking the 'American dream' are prone to getting caught up in the bigger, better mindset.

Guide to putting on weight:
 
-Drink lots of whole milk. Use whole milk whenever you'd normally use milk. Not only is it high in fat, but it is high in protein and vital nutrients for growing into a big strong cow.
-Put butter on everything within reason.
-Eat lots of animal protein, beef, chicken, fish. Eat lots of nut based protein, peanut butter, almond butter, etc.
-Avoid insoluble fiber and try to keep your intake of soluble fiber low.
-Take multi-vitamins and lift weights. Don't worry about cardio until after you've attained your desired weight.

-In order to undo the damage of hig cholesterol and fat, increase your intake of omega-3,6 fatty acids and increase your intake of soluble fiber to 35g a day.



Oh, the redhead said you shread the cello, and I'm jello, baby.

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oof

Nov. 30th, 2008 | 10:10 pm
mood: weirdweird
music: Bush - Glycerine

I now know why you are not suppose to drink alcohol when taking Zolpidem. I was walking and it felt as though my body was lagging behind my visual perception. It felt as though my 'soul' was outside of my body and my body was just following along. Oh man, I should eat some cheerios.

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Body Snatchers

Nov. 28th, 2008 | 04:22 pm

I feel as though I should have been taking pictures of myself since I got out of the hospital. Documenting my body as I metamorphosed from 86.5lbs back to 130lbs could have made an interesting set of pictures. Though I must admit I was always self conscious about not having much of an ass, and after loosing a third of my body way my ass was quite literally non-existent. I think I've lost most of my humility at this point.

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Nov. 26th, 2008 | 05:28 pm
mood: frustratedfrustrated

Must keep moving. Must exercise. There has to be a way I can get back into the shape I was in. I only worry because the muscle I had was built over years of playing soccer, running and boxing; it was solid and stable and pound for pound stronger than that gym built crap. Explosive endurance. I should be able to sprint for a quarter mile.

And you can't see yourself in the mirror anymore.

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Squirrel Scaring 101

Nov. 25th, 2008 | 04:09 pm

My parents have a bird feeder that is on the corner of the back porch. It is suppose to be squirrel proof but whoever designed it didn't take into account that metal shrinks when it gets colder. Normally the shrinkage is negligible but in a tightly coiled spring it adds up. What this means is that the mechanism for blocking the squirrel's entry to the feeder doesn't work because the springs are to tight. Anyways, this leads me to the important part of this story. I accosted a fat squirrel today. Then when he came back I sat quietly with the hose (spray nozzle attached) and assaulted that fucker. I think getting drenched in freezing cold water should keep the squirrel from coming back anytime soon, though I kind of want the neighbors cat to take care of him. I'll make the cat an offer if it comes to that.

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